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I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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