If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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