No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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