i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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