Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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