So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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