Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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