I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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