butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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