your thong is hanging out like whoa
nut hugger
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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