I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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