Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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