So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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