what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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