Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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