This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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