Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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