But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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