That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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