They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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