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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
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I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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