Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
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operation harelip BJ is a go
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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