So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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