I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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