He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
