My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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