Is it normal to miss your booty call?
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
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