How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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