hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
where am i from again
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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