Farmville is her only friend.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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