a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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