Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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