Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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