He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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