Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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