She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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