she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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