everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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