Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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