I smell stomach acid.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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