And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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