i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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