If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.