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(773): View more from Illinois

before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.

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(773): before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident. http://tfl.nu/lgcs

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(651): View more from Minnesota

It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.

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(651): It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks. http://tfl.nu/wi6e

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(520): View more from Arizona

just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??

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(520): just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon?? http://tfl.nu/c1fp

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(817): View more from Texas

I really wanna talk..

(1-817): View more from Texas

if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down

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(817): I really wanna talk.. (1-817): if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down http://tfl.nu/qj3j

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(360): View more from Washington

We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.

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(360): We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced. http://tfl.nu/trxy

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(516): View more from New York

Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on

(917): View more from New York City

Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.

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(516): Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on (917): Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something. http://tfl.nu/buau

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(803): View more from South Carolina

i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.

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(803): i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to. http://tfl.nu/ojj7

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(415): View more from California

I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.

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(415): I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW. http://tfl.nu/hy3p

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(831): View more from California

oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.

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(831): oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK. http://tfl.nu/xtip

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(775): View more from Nevada

He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there

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(775): He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there http://tfl.nu/7cfh

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(254): View more from Texas

Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?

(517): View more from Michigan

Like it was yesterday.

(254): View more from Texas

Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...

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(254): Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears? (517): Like it was yesterday. (254): Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery... http://tfl.nu/058m

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(303): View more from Colorado

Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.

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(303): Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth. http://tfl.nu/h368

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(775): View more from Nevada

By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face

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(775): By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face http://tfl.nu/uzn2

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(320): View more from Minnesota

how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?

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(320): how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back? http://tfl.nu/ycg3

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(586): View more from Michigan

Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus

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(586): Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus http://tfl.nu/m81q

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