do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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