And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
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I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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