I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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