So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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