is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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