I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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