You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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