it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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