Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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