his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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