im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I think my nap took me to another dimension
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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